Crazy Chinese Woman

Nicolas Cage.. i’ve always like his bad boy persona but the acting cool is his thing right.  So if you are into Nicolas Cage.. and if you haven’t been to Bangkok.. well.. this is a chance for you to get a glimpse of the country.  It is Bangkok alright..!!  in Thailand. ..  i saw MaBoonkong building.

Nicolas Cage is a hitman in this show.  I think what entices me to watch this movie is because there is an Asian actress in it.. and you know us crazy asians right..?? we love our fellow asians.  Charlie Yeung is the Asian actress in this show.. she becomes Nicolas Cage dumb and deaf girlfriend, well sort of .. for a short time only.  But I’ll have to tell yer .. i donch like the ending.

Well.. here’s the movie.. Part 1 anyways.  Enjoy.

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PART TWO

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Wow..!! can’t imagine hor.. !! Eric Tsang with that weird voice.. is such a popular actor .. and then popular director.. and now got daughter so pretty one..!!!  Where got meaning hor.. someone who is such a shortie.. and someone can be so famous hor..??  I can only think of one reason for all the shortie being so successful..!!!  Asians loved shorties..??  Asian loves average looking joe..???  Asians identifies with your regular joe..??  If you all donch know how rich Eric is .. just look it up on the net. But having said all that.. we all know lah.. he is really hardworking.. and he really loves his daughter.  I wanna be Eric’s daughter too.. but alas.. i’m not so pretty leh..!!

(sung with the “oh carol” tune)

Ooh carol..!!  you are but a fool ..!!  darling i told you ..!!  it will never last..!!

Dodo Cheng is one of my longest and favorite actress of all times..! i saw her very first tvb series.. when she was in her early twenties..!! i practically grew up with Carol Cheng.  But poor Carol..!! i already thought that her dating Lui Fong is beneath her status.. in the entertainment industry.  And after 16 yrs .. !!! and now they are breaking off..!!!  wah lau oooiiii..!!!  let me go bitch slap lui fong..!!!  that MR SHORTIE..!!

Mariah Carey in a slutty firefighter costume.

Shauna Sand from Renegade and Lorenzo Lamas ex – wife as slutty soldier.

Kim Kardashian is no amazon princess that’s for sure.  But she is well known for the sex tape and her reality show called Keeping up with the kardashians.