Crazy Chinese Woman

I swear I did like this girl.. AT FIRST! I thought she was quite the funny.. very spunky.. outspoken.. but I likey! After all being a Singaporean myself we need to have some people like her, plus she is young. And once upon a time I wished I was as straightforward, and as frank, and honest and outspoken as Xia Xue (Wendy Cheng). I mean c’mon! You send a picture like that to any ang moh in the world and he would surely be drooling! Plus she honest what!? She said she photoshop’d her pictures, what!

And then she had to go fight with some Malaysian drivers, or Malaysians eating in a hawker center, and fight over a taxi, but that’s alright! That was what I called being young. Then the recent case about Dawn Yang and her, and getting sued. It was quite amusing still. Then yesterday I read that she proposed to herself? Or forced her boyfriend to propose? I went like WTF! You see lah! No wonder ang moh women think we Asian are so el cheapo! I mean I can tahan a lot of things but this? I don’t really find it funny lor! Sure it’s her life and all, and I don’t have to read if I don’t like and yada yada yada!

But i mean c’mon, if the conversation with her b/f is true then that means he ain’t into you lah, to want to get married! Cannot see ka? And don’t get me wrong hor, I also married to ang moh so I’m not that jealous “low gu poa” (spinster). I know! I know! At 43 I shouldn’t be commenting on a 20 something Asian “elite” blogger when I’m old enough to be her mother. If I had chosen to propose to every ang moh that came my way in my 20s.

Which brings me back to way I am writing this since I am a pretty passive blogger because my daughter’s babysitter (ang moh ok) went, eeeeewkkkkk! She proposed to her b/f..???!!!?? And then she said “quite pathetic”. I’m so MALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! (ashamed). Seriously, I darn MALU!! High maintenance? Never mind lah! Short? Also never mind lah! Make up so thick? Also never mind! Thinks that all pink is “chio” (stylish..?? trendy..?? unique..?? for bitches only..??) also never mind. Outspoken? Also never mind! Swear like a trishaw puller, also never mind. Fighting cock like some Ah Lian? Also never mind! Well, the list goes on lah, you get the hint eh.

But the proposing to her b/f, wow, that is the new low for even someone like Xia Xue lah! On top of it the b/f don’t even get the hint when she wrote so many times about her motherly instinct calling or whatever, and he still didn’t do anything about it. So yes! He is JUST NOT INTO YOU, GIRL!

PS : I bet if she ever reads this she is so gonna FORCE him to propose to her in such a big way to prove me wrong. Boh liao is the understatement for her entry! I think it is what we call a sad case of an Asian gal wanting to marry to Ang Moh lor!