I’ve never worn so much pants in my entire life..! that’s just because I used to live in a country where it is summer everyday, 365 days a year. Yes.. I was near the equator.. in fact too near..! but it definitely beats living in this cold country with 6 months of winter. So you can see why I now wear alot of pants, whether to go to work or to go shopping or just about anywheres.Yes.. my pants and I are inseparable. Even when i get home, instead of changing to a bermuda to make myself more comfy, I now keep my pants on till i’m ready to shower or go to bed.
If my pants could talk.. i bet it is gonna say, “GIVE ME A BREAK..!!!” or “YOU HAVE BIG BUMS..!!”Yes.. yes..!! i kid you not.. i do have big bums.. but what can i say.. when you eat junk on a daily basis because there is just NO healthy food that is fast and convenient. Lucky for me, we have Dockers here and not only do they have my size, they also have a huge selection of clothings that not only make me look smart but I don’t have to spend a fortune on it.
If you were my pants, it can be very boring because I don’t stop long enough .. to let my pants talk to another pants, I’m on the go all the time. Not even the customer’s pants, i cut them short.. and return to what needs to be done at the store. I don’t travel alot now, so my pants can’t see the world with me .. nor take airplanes with me. They feel very deprived i am sure, no checking in and out of custom, no going onto the conveyor belts in different airport. Boy..!! i’m boring..!! my pants will definitely say.
I bet your pants have a better story to tell eh..? Why not submit your pants stories to the Dockers contest, I bet your story is more intriguing than mine…!
