Crazy Chinese Woman

One thing good about the ang moh hor.. is that they never blame the wife.. if the child is naughty. Most chinese man i know.. like my father lah.. and my grandfather.. and even my brothers.. they blame the woman/wife.. if the kid/s is naughty.

This morning.. the brat of ours.. was cranking up.. and wanting her own way.. like the way she bullies me. I just got up.. and was in the washroom.. and heard PB tell chloe.. “no chloe.. you are not getting your way .. because everytime.. mummy let you eat elsewhere .. you don’t eat and you bully her, so you are not eating anywhere else except the high chair”

Actually truth be told hor.. i let chloe get away with murder.. i do scream at her.. once she pushes me too far. But most times.. i’m quite patient and let her do whatever she wants. Like eating in the TV room lah.. or eating on her bed in the puter room lah.. or even let her watch tv.. when she wakes up first thing in the morning.. just to keep her quiet. The only time i loose my cool.. is when i am hungry.. and she is still fussing.. and refuses to let me cook or eat.. NOW..!! that’s when i give up.. and either spanked her.. or scream my lungs out at her. I digress.

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Yah.. i’m pretty obsessed…!! Obsessed with what..?? with chinese things.. anything chinese..! like now .. i am listening to Anita Mui’s song while i am typing this. And most times..i play chinese/cantonese music .. at the store.

I love my chinese shows.. more than “ang moh” shows. Love chinese food more than “ang moh” food. I donch remember being so obsessed before.. when i was in Asia. Even when i was travelling for work hor.. i rarely pick chinese food to eat.. i always wanna try some “ang moh” food. But these days hor.. no amount of cajoling would make me like “ang moh” food.

Like my mum would have said.. “huan siong” .. yup.. and quite so..! At one point hor.. everytime we have the store open, i play George Lam’s “Choy Sun Dou” ..! Yup..!! I’m just surprised .. PB hasn’t said anything about it yet..! i bet he must be thinking.. “there we go again.. the crazy chinese song” .. muahhahahhahahaha!!

Yup.. PB is making beef stew for tomorrow at 12.30am. All the cutting and cleaning up..and boiling water.. and sauces.. he is doing it all.

I’m just too sick.. to do anything..! i lost my voice.. ! and i’m super pissed..!! Plus PPP got no good opp the whole day..!! the day .. i am free to do whatever i want.. since i have a babysitter. Tuesday.. i had a good opp.. but blogsome was done…!! KILL ME..!! i digress.

Yup.. i very lucky hor.. no need to cook..?? yah.. coz’ i’m punishing PB for not getting me ice to eat for the whole day.. and now.. when i wanna cook for myself.. i kenna have to wait for him to finish cooking. He better wash all the “ka-chang” or else.. the lightning God..!!

Ya.. ya..! i’m a B.I.T.C.H .. when i am sick..! and I wanna eat pei tan chook !!!! No pei tan .. and no maggie instant porridge.. so how..?? eat sandwich with a cup of tea lah..!! then take medication .. and go to bed lor..!! the joy of living in ulu, ulu Canada..!! all in the name of LOVE..!! very costly hor..??

My MIL has the same sense of humour as PB. When i told her.. that i lost my voice today.. she said.. “must be very quiet over there today” ..! Muahahhahhaa!! Very funny…!!

And my reply was .. NO..!! far from it..! i was even louder.. to get heard..!! hahahha!! Nothing can stop this “Bili Bala” .. if i claimed to be #2 Kaypoh Queen.. no one would dare to claim that they are #1 ..!! hahahhahaha!!